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Manfred von Karma's GuideManfred von Karma's Step-by-Step Guide to Being a Psychotic Dick
1. Become the greatest prosecutor the world has ever known.
2. Maintain a perfect record for 25 years.
3. Get caught presenting forged evidence in court by uppity defense attorney.
4. Stroll by courthouse elevator after an earthquake and get shot by aforementioned defense attorney's 9 year old son.
5. Let out soul-shattering scream that will haunt said boy's nightmares for years to come.
6. Open elevator doors and see defense attorney lying unconcious.
7. Bust a cap up his ass.
8. Take 6 month vacation while waiting for gunshot wound to heal.
9. Adopt defense attorney's now-orphaned son.
10. Raise him to be a fellow prosecuting asshole.
11. Set up elaborate plan and have him framed for murder.
12. Take role of prosecutor for his case to make sure he fries.
13. Steal condeming evidence from his defense attourney be tazering him and his assistant.
14. Get caught anyways.
15. Bang head against wall repeatedly.
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