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Manfred von Karma's GuideManfred von Karma's Step-by-Step Guide to Being a Psychotic Dick
1. Become the greatest prosecutor the world has ever known.
2. Maintain a perfect record for 25 years.
3. Get caught presenting forged evidence in court by uppity defense attorney.
4. Stroll by courthouse elevator after an earthquake and get shot by aforementioned defense attorney's 9 year old son.
5. Let out soul-shattering scream that will haunt said boy's nightmares for years to come.
6. Open elevator doors and see defense attorney lying unconcious.
7. Bust a cap up his ass.
8. Take 6 month vacation while waiting for gunshot wound to heal.
9. Adopt defense attorney's now-orphaned son.
10. Raise him to be a fellow prosecuting asshole.
11. Set up elaborate plan and have him framed for murder.
12. Take role of prosecutor for his case to make sure he fries.
13. Steal condeming evidence from his defense attourney be tazering him and his assistant.
14. Get caught anyways.
15. Bang head against wall repeatedly.
five hour energyi suppose
last week was only an aftershock
of the earthquake you were before.
this place used to vibrate
with metal strings and melodic,
testimonies to life,
emitting coffee-scented moods
and the burn of it too.
i had memorized the
sounds of silence,
i couldn't help but relish it.
no longer had i known
the sounds of folk
and scent of mocha-
you became nothing more
than an echo of the laughter
i so desperately needed to hear again.
then the echoes got louder,
bouncing ferociously off the walls
to be made manifest
i walked into your room
expecting exactly what i found-
an unmade bed,
and an empty beer
(the one that you insisted you needed
just days ago).
i pressed my nose
into the pillow
for incense and cologne and starbucks
to penetrate my mind
and thinking fervently
i already know
what a clean sheet smells like."
how strong an aftershock can be,
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